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- Technical elements: meter, rhyme, form, shape, and other poetic standards.
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- Subtle elements that make the whole greater than the sum of its parts.
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Here are the poems:
4-apex
Playground Problem
by Elizabeth McBride
A hippo on a teeter totter
teetered with his tiny daughter.
They tried to go up and down,
but he never left the ground.
From the apex she soon scolded,
while he felt his knees had folded!
Nothing budged, although he tried.
That’s how it became a slide.
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13-carnivorous
Poet Hunting
by Angie Karcher
Psssttt…Have you seen a poet? Yes, you there, at the screen.
I smell their rancid poetry, malodorous and lean.
When hunting herds of poets I listen for the sounds
of clicking-ticking-typing…they stop when I’m around.
My stealthy occupation of eating them for lunch
is tawdry and distasteful, but I like the way they “CRUNCH.”
Poetically carnivorous; my appetite immense.
So let the feeding frenzy of hysteria commence!