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Here are the poems:
5-slurred
Mish – Mash
by Linda Baie
“Hey Mom, it’s Mish, just called to shay the newsh about the game.”
“What’s that you say? Can’t hear you Mitch. You’re mumbling again.”
“We won the game, but dere’s a hitch, an injury or two.”
“Don’t understand, your speech is slurred, the words sound all askew.”
“Dear Mom, we won, but dere’s a loth. A toof has disappeared.”
“Oh no, again? Football is rough, the injuries I feared!”
“My yittle finger’s crooked now. My jaw ish magnified.”
“You’ll soon be home; I’ll take a look. Goodbye!” And then she sighed.
vs.
15-rejuvenated
Mother’s Retort to Junior, Age 15
by Heidi Mordhorst
You think I am too old,
You think I can’t incorporate
But even in my frail and failing state,
there must be some way to rejuvenate
my sadly sagging groove and— WAIT!
How ‘bout I chaperone your date?