Fair warning to my visitors: I don’t always write “nice”. Yes, yes, we must think of the children. But I was a child once, and I’m pretty sure that I said sh*t I shouldn’t have before I turned seven. Like “Sh*t! I shouldn’t have eaten that piece of pizza off of the bus floor.” Or “Sh*t! I shouldn’t have given myself this arm hickey.”

Point being: kids are real people. I find it easier to connect with them by leveling on the language front. I’ll leave the filtering to politicians and sportscasters.

I’m otherwise quite lovely to be around.

Thank you for your understanding.

-Ed