No one’s ever going to read the first post of a new blog. So why not start with something harmless (forewarning: future posts may be harmful) like a ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ message?

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!  You’re the tops.  (I’m 30-something and don’t watch TV anymore other than baseball games and Chopped – I can only assume that kids today still say “you’re the tops” like they did on the old shows that I watched when I was young.)

I’m such a sweet boy, using my blog debut to say Happy Mother’s Day. How could anyone not like me?

-Ed