New Poem: Maybe I Should Have Waited 30 Minutes Like She Told Me To

It’s Poetry Friday in the Kidlitosphere! Thank you to AmyLV at The Poem Farm for hosting this week.

Now officially summer, public pools across America will be opening for what seems like an ever-shortening swimming season. Here’s a splash of iambic heptameter to keep everyone safe:

Visitor Advisory Warning

Fair warning to my visitors: I don’t always write “nice”. Yes, yes, we must think of the children. But I was a child once, and I’m pretty sure that I said sh*t I shouldn’t have before I turned seven. Like “Sh*t! I shouldn’t have eaten that piece of pizza off of the bus floor.” Or